Ever seen a monkey getting introduced to technology?
yea that just happened..and it wasn’t pretty.
i just switched to mac for the first time in life and almost had a heart attack, as if a million Gremlins are waiting to explode in my face the moment i will switch it on..
the realization that I can’t connect a normal usb in it gave me a major anxiety attack (which i haven’t had in a month, or maybe i am forgetting)..if i hadn’t plan to accomplish a few tasks in life …i was totally jumping out of that picturesque terrace today!
an angelic friend was tried to help by telling me that it may not be that horrible decision but i was jumping everywhere like a cat.
Well. i called sam. she is my prozac i swear.
i told her i got the mac but i cant connect anything to it (repeating “anything” over and over)
sam asked in her calm voice “what do you have to connect right now?”
i answered hyperventilating “alot of things..i connect things to my laptop all the time”
she said “answer me”
I replied “i don’t know”
then she exploded “what do you mean you don’t know. i am gonna punch you so hard for this i just got home. you bought something and you can’t return it you better start enjoying it. it’s not a bad machine. is that clear?”
well the fireworks helped..prozac i told you..
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