Humorous Misery & Gym Chronicles # 9

Misery and humor goes hand in hand.

Suddenly something is thrown at us out of nowhere..something terrible and when its over and we look back somewhere we find it funny..let’s say aftershocks are mildly humorous.

Yesterday my phone was blaring and beeping all the time. Once I was told that it may not be a tumor I told my siblings and it was like an explosion.

I was getting calls from nurses, friends, siblings, cousins..it was insane.

Actually most of the calls were the ones those were in my missed call (from cousins) and I only got time to talk yesterday once I was relieved.

Funniest call was from Zazu (my childhood bff). He is my evil kermit normally but yesterday he was so apologetic. He was saying sorry again and again for remembering every time he was rude. I didn’t know why he was doing it he never does that. Then I said, “don’t tell me you think I am dying I am not going that easily”

Well. Too many calls from hospitals and people outside hospitals. I got so exhausted.

Then I woke up today and saw 2 missed calls from unsaved number. I hadn’t opened my eyes properly but I called back and asked, “which hospital is this??”

And I got the reply, “Ma’am this is not hospital it’s the grocery store you ordered grocery from” ..lol. imagine my mental state.

I ordered late night and their delivery time was over so I got it today.

Again only half of the things I ordered..i think I will finally have to go out and go to a physical proper grocery store to get things.

Well.

After a long break I went to gym again.

I finally know how to do reverse sit ups on inclined bench (picture below) that I had been calling crunched previously.

And that’s not me…I wish…

And there was a thing I tried today for the first time. It had a handle kinda thing you have to pull and it’s got some sort of vertical weights attached to it…google is laughing at my Vague attempts to look for it.

I tried that too..maybe later I will know what it does.

My treadmill was in electrocution mode again.

There is a 3 year old who comes to gym with his mom and he uses treadmill better than me. I don’t know how he does that but this kid is so perfect!

Well..

That’s life guys. It a very random crazy tapestry. You cannot avoid a color or pattern. Everything is too knitted together..

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