If I were actually a potato which one would I be??
Short round ones maybe..
It’s almost midnight here and I can’t calm down.
I am trying hard to distract myself order to maintain residual sanity.
And I am failing miserably
I looked at the star in sky and my brain was like …hey look your brain cells are so shiny. They shot to the sky after brain explosion.
Yea..something like that happened.
Every morning you wake up and work your ass off just to survive. We all are in survival mode somewhere.
So you keep working hard to survive another day.
Move one more step.
And then someone comes to you and start hitting your legs with a freaking hockey stick..annoying!
Supremely annoying..especially when murder is clearly a punishable crime.
I got a call from a relative of mine when I was in the middle of 50 things struggling to keep my life on track (whatever mutilated track it is on right now)
And man the crap I got!
She …
Let me try explaining.
Imagine I have peanut allergy. But I am forced fed peanuts. And I am trying to stop this absurdity.
She told me how important it is to have peanuts or I can die…
And gave me example of people you ate peanuts and actually died a horrible death. Like 3 examples!!
I mean..what’s your point??
Peanuts are killing me already..and I am trying to spit and vomit em out..and you are telling me to eat more peanuts??
Why??? How???
Now in our culture elders (and men of all ages) have godly status by default so I was just doing hmm hmm and ji ji (yea yea)..
But after the call.. my 3 friends had to help me and convinced me how killing is a major crime and you eventually do get caught.. and jail isn’t that fun..
Well..
Just a nice day ruined.. thanks to peanuts.
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Sounds so distressing. I wish for you some bit of calm so you can fight off the peanuts.
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Yea. Need to calm down have a long battle ahead.
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?
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I had a friend close me in her room with her cat I was allergic to. Those people are Not friends.
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It was example but you get the idea..
Sometime it’s there in their faces that something is damaging us and yet they do it
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I understand what you’re saying. I refuse to have certain conversations with elders because…peanuts, and I’m allergic, and because I can’t stop them from force feeding me, I just have to disengage and only share certain parts of my life
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That’s the most useful comment ever!
Can’t stop them.
Nothing much we can do.
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Keep those peanuts away from me. And you better calm yourself. Meditate, clear the junk out or go for a walk. Anything to silence the energizer bunny 🐰
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Ahahaha I will throw them out of window soon. I slept so definitely better. Making coffee for energizer bunny 😊
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Hope it’s decaf lol
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Umm its not 😆
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Oh boy, that’s not good 🤣
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Ahaha I know..I just saw Energizer bunny flying 😂
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Like him beating that pink drum isn’t enough LOL
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ahaha he was on decaf at that time…now he is on real shit!
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Oh swell LOL
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ahaha see poets need that kind of intense energy..
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True 🤣
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literally sitting with a cup of black coffee 😆
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LOL!!
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😆
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Man are idiots..
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It was an aunt. Unfortunately a nice one.. another person goes to to-avoid-calls list..
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But that doesn’t change the fact that men are idiots..
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What did a man do to u?
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I am a man.. And men are stupid it’s a fact..
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Okay .. if you insist
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Yep…. How it’s going Stoner?
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Just going…
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To meet me?
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No I meant life is just going…
You were right about men.
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See proof in less than 15 minutes…
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😆
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That’s why we all need somebody (somebodies, if you’re lucky enough, but it’s hard to get people to look past the peanut allergies sometimes) who carries an Epi-pen for emergency use. Fortunately the metaphorical Epi-pen is much cheaper than the literal. 🙂
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ahah yea otherwise we would be living without metaphorical one too..
yup lucky to have some caring friends holding episodes-pen for me all the time 🙂
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Maybe u should not eat peanuts eat nuts
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I try..then they call me psychotic vampire 😞
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That’s ok but try for the right reasons, ok
Smile be happy😊
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happy and smiling. thanks 🙂
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Always smile as we all are
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🙂
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