Interesting Invitation..

I was laying partially dead like that permanently exhausted pigeon from memes not because I am lazy (ok because of that too)

But I have been writing poetry for last 30 days non-stop..that’s too much of a challenge for my brain.

And then I saw an interesting invitation in spam comments..

And my last brain cells went like..

I am not copying or sharing the screenshot as clearly the person doing it has no idea. Of what they are doing.

And certainly don’t know ip is trackable

And they are making hilarious claims..

But let’s break it down a little, shall we..

“Bringing the poor, the needy, and the talented..”.. Umm how poor and needy do I look??

And talented..i’m struggling..

“..Get money, fame, power, and security…”

Money..yea right!!

Fame.. for fame you just need to act stupid and viola!! You are a world famous celebrity.. I know this ran a slideshow in your minds.

Power..feeling like hulk already..

Security..seriously?? I would rather train in jitsu or something. If I manage to drag my lazy ass to gym for a change..

Did I tell you guys I tried to sit by a wall (it was part of a workout, trust me) and couldn’t even do that for more than teeny tiny fraction of a second.

“…Get recognized in business or politics” .. no dude if you think people want that you are sooooo freaking wrong!

“Rise to the top in whatever you do” I am already at the top of being sick, thank you so much.

“…and be protected spiritually and physically!..” Umm how on earth?? Are you sending ghosts as body guards??

“…All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated into..”.. Well why don’t you consider repairing twinkle of my eye..kinda getting tired of untwinkled eyes..

“…Once you are initiated into …. the you will have numerous benefits.” Ok so there is more??

“..Club of the Rich and Famous; the world oldest and largest fraternity made up of more than 3 Millions Members..” but how do you find poor and needy people like me..

If you said lazy or weird that would be more believable..

“we were born in paradise” ok so the joke isn’t over yet..

I tell that to people sometimes but nobody believed me till date..even 1 year olds would go like googooo gaga NOPE!

“..our new members are given Money Rewards once they join in”.. oh I thought being born in heaven qualifies for not needing money..

since when angels need to pay bills??

I shared complete texts to my friend and she said .. maybe they thought you were a guy..

like..dude! now I have my pic there..if they are still confused I don’t know how else to prove!

Well.

Fraternity people need to revamp their invites a little like we want gorgeous people to join.. i’m sure that’s gonna help..

And claims should be practical and actually helpful to the humanity like we will cook for you, or clean your home for free, …now THAT is something I would consider signing up for..

It’s a never ending joke..i don’t know where to stop.

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Kindly visit my post Warriors Invited To Raise Mental Health Awareness where I am inviting Mental Health Warriors to submit their blog’s address so that we can join hands to control this wildfire.

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