Taking a break from blatant marketing for a change.
But you see that’s important too.
First 2 days I was on the cloud 9…and now I have been falling since. It’s a slow fall though. I could be very close to the peak of Everest. Just in height not exactly close to that. Hope I am making sense, trust me I’m trying.
The point is. first 2 days I was getting orders, after that..what happened to all of you??? No kidding. Maybe not.
The ranking has been falling since but it’s still not that bad. It’s still 20, 21, 51 in 3 categories..so not that bad. But after seeing #1, it kinda mades your eyes bleed.
So if you are considering buying the book let me shamelessly request consider clicking on pre-order button now, it will help me retain the ranking.
I wasn’t going to tell anyone outside my blog except 3 close friends (all of them are extremely busy). But these falling numbers got me worried and I did something..
Something not very wise but it was a desperate attempt.
I told my 3 siblings and 2 friends, and only my 2 siblings knew about this already. i know that’s too much maths but bear with me.
And man the things I got to hear..
A friend said “oh a book?? And you don’t have time to talk to me??” Well I don’t even remember the last time she had time to talk to me!
The rest were happy and excited but didn’t know how to help. So without international calling minutes I was banging my head on a wall while trying to explain them the whole process.
i felt i was talking to dinosaurs. that too 5 at once!!
I can I only pray these Einsteins manage to place an order in my life at least!!
I have no idea how I managed to grow up between such dumb people!
But then I love them
Why do we love dump people!
I don’t know.
I think I have a little flu but then I am looking like a starved short fat witch..with a flu!
I know starved and fat shouldn’t be sitting together in a sentence but imagine starved face over fat body as I can’t stop eating and can’t stop worrying.
Now I can related to stereotypical image of failed writers in movies
And the funniest thing. I don’t have a social media promotion strategy.
I have reddit but I don’t remember me using it.
I couldn’t really learn how to use twitter. I did post the book trailer kinda thing there but I don’t remember anyone even viewing it. So maybe I am doing something wrong.
I don’t use facebook.
Instagram makes everything small squares and only I’m allowed to be a small square nothing else. Im more of a small drum.
I made a Goodreads account through my amazon one. Just made it so don’t know what to do with that.
I think I need a plan.
Maybe I need a list. Oh I do need a list!!
Lists are the best thing ever happened to humanity.
Will go and do that.
Just reminding if you intend to buy, reconsider placing an order now. Here is the link to the book; Swinging Sanity
That’s all for now.
Have a good day!
continued to… part 2
Here’s the link to the book => Swinging Sanity