Phone conversation with bff at airport..
Me: I am full..really full but lemon tart is divine
Sam: move a little. Make space.
Me: food might overflow
Me: I might still try in a while
Sam: you should have eaten like a human
Me: Other stuff was good too
Me: But coffee is still shitty
Sam: When will you give up on airport coffee
Me: This time I prayed..God please I need a cup of coffee that tastes like coffee please…
Sam: And it didn’t work?
Sam: How about green tea
Me: Not in a healthy mood. Maybe coke. Oh theres no coke.
Sam: What’s wrong with you
Me: I want that lemon tart but I will need a chamber in my head to fit another one
Sam: This is not last lemon tart on planet
Me: This could be last divine lemon tart on the planet.
Sam: Walk a little you still have time.
Me: I think this coffee clogged my throat..and I’m coughing..
Sam: That’s because of Pepsi!!
Me: Oh.. I love you!!
Sam: Ahaha yea me too..