Friend: How’s your migraine?
Me: I think it’s moved down, so it’s in my neck right now.
Friend: That’s not how migraine works
Me: It’s a headache.
Friend: That’s not how headaches work.
Me: But that’s how gravity works.
Friend: Dude! did you ever study bio? Like a single word?
Me: No. But physics, I did!
Friend: You are losing your mind.
Me: You can’t lose something you don’t possess..
Me: No. Instagram.
Friend: Take meds!
Friend: Why. Take meds go to sleep. You need rest.
Me: No. The pain is traveling down in few hours it will be absorbed into the ground through my feet.
Friend: Don’t tell me you are walking barefoot trying to conduct an imaginary migraine..
Me: How do you know?
Friend: Seriously?? Get help! Take meds and sleep. Okay??
Me: How about sleeping on the floor. It will reach the ground faster when I’m in horizontal position.
Friend: I don’t believe this…
Me: I heard it’s hard to hold conversation with super smart people.
Friend: Or super retarded idiots. Take a pain killer and go to sleep!!!
Me: Don’t shout at super smart people they get scared.
Kindly visit my post Warriors Invited To Raise Mental Health Awareness where I am inviting Mental Health Warriors to submit their blog’s address so that we can join hands to control this wildfire.
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Here’s the link to my debut poetry collection => Swinging Sanity
Here’s the link to my post about the book – All About Swinging Sanity