Am I a finance director?
Can I, by any chance, qualify as a finance director?
It’s like asking yourself do I have yellow eyes?
Last eye checked Rey Mysterio had yellow eyes and even those were lenses. I don’t know what he is doing these days it’s a memory from pre-historic era.
Oh I remember we had a course of books that dad got for us that had a book titled prehistoric life. I firmly believe my dad’s aim in life was to raise nerds.
Well where were we?
Oh finance director.
So today I checked my mail for job alerts and there was an alert for position of finance director.
Hmm.. what are you guys thinking.
And I opened it in a separate tab.
The audacity!! Pure hubris!!
As I was going through the other tabs containing other insults as I am way too under-qualified for most, I kept coming back to this one as it tops them all with an overwhelming margin.
It’s not the fault of job sites.
It’s my insane overconfidence in crisis situation.
When I registered on most sites it was great depression of my life.
So I have no clue what credentials I added and what skills made them think I can be a responsible waitress too?
Yep, that happened too.
I just cleaned my room as there was biryani all over the bed, pillows floor. A whole plate just took a flight.
Btw biryani is oily spicy yummy rice with any meat, in this case chicken. Biryani is love, biryani is life..
Well moving on.
So what do you do when you get alerts like them. You open all of them and start questing “am I?” “Can I ??” “was I high” “where was I” “what did I eat?
I think I should be updating my profile everywhere with a sane mind this time.
Well saner than the last time.
That’s all folks!
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