Ever seen that zombie that’s been attacked by a gang of hungry zombies and shot randomly by bad shooter who missed the head??
That’s me right now.
It’s post festivities time and I’m literally 95% dead.
And in this deathly state I had to lift the rubble guests left and try to bring home to a home-like state.
Festivals are fun .. when you are 10 year old. When even your clothes are mostly not your responsibilities and your parents take care of your attire by choosing a combination and copy-pasting it in different sizes and colours for you and siblings.
Funny story. I have a childhood pic from Eid. On eids in Pakistan men usually wear kurta-shalwar (please Google it).
And in that pic me and my sister is wearing kurta shalwar. Typical men style. And then my parents blame me for not being lady-like.
How lady-like were you raising be from the beginning?
Well it’s a funny pic my sister’s front are broken and we are in our jeep that’s probably in a state managed museum now. There are thousands of stories revolving around that jeep.
It was a crumbling vintage art piece that never failed to embarrass us.
Well where were we before jeep??
I don’t know. I’m lost.
So today I was cleaning the wreckage site and remembered I had to finish a lecture and quiz related to that. So I was cleaning and listening to the lecture in background. I could literally focus on 1 word in a line and remember probably a vowel from that. I mean this was the most dangerous way of studying.
This is what you do when your aim in life is to fail that exam!
Well I somehow managed to pass the quiz and I laid down thinking ok I have one thing less to worry about and BAM!
THERE WAS I MORE LECTURE AND QUIZ FOR TODAYS DEADLINE!!
Both my kidneys had heart attack at once!
I pick the phone and started calling my free therapist, my friend Sam as tears steams down my face like transparent but painful lava.
Unfortunately she was sleeping. She is a human too I forget sometimes.
Well. I told myself “now get your shit togather you stupid zombie and study!!”
It was the most subtle pep talk I have ever given to myself.
Wait…is this post getting too long..well..zombie needs to vent!
So I studied and passed other quiz too (this time in 2nd attempt)
And then I thought yayyy I will rest and watch a movie but then I felt I cant even comit to a movie. 2 hours is a very long commitment.
I feel like a psychopath saying this.
So. I just came here to talk.
That’s all for now.
Hope you all are well.
If not…noodles fix everything.
There’s some genius fixing broken stuff with noodles and glue.
Not even kidding…
That’s all for now.
Zombie needs to try to sleep.
Take care guys.
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