Heart: I want a harmonica.
Heart: I was to be a great harmonica player
Brain: You said that when you bought your guitar too and we both know what happened..
Heart: Because guitar is hard
Brain: And harmonica is soft?
Heart: No it’s easy
Brain: Who told you that?
Heart: Remember cousin F had it
Heart: He isn’t very smart
Brain: What’s smartness got to do with playing harmonica ?
Heart: I don’t know I really want it
Brain: You bought guitar on a whim and can’t play shit on it!!
Heart: That’s not true I played happy birthday
Heart: Last year
Brain: Where did you get this idea from
Heart: I dont know I just have this feeling. It’s my real musical calling. I could always whistle without much effort
Heart: It doesn’t involve an instrument.
Brain: Why is instrument that important
Heart: So that I leave my DNA on it.. why the f*** you are so boring!
Brain: Why are you so impulsive? You will waste time and money both and in the end feel like a loser.
Heart: But it looks and sounds so good on YouTube.
Brain: Oh ok! I got it. So just watch all of harmonica videos on YouTube. Take your time. Like take a year watching those and you will be drooling over another instrument next year. For now just stfu and GO TO SLEEP!!
My brain is a bully!
I don’t know why I Google monkey in a beret
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Here’s the link to my debut poetry collection => Swinging Sanity
Here’s the link to my post about the book –All About Swinging Sanity